Friday, May 1, 2009

bucket o' blood

at the doctor's office this morning... new place for me, never been there before. So, I'm waiting in the little exam room and I hear this through the door:

(casual male voice): If the bucket of blood gets full, just dump it out.

My first thought: Er... how big of a bucket?
My second thought: Do these windows open at all?

No context. No followup. No further comments. Just a bucket of blood.