Today I am reminded of the story of how I thought my best friend broke my former couch. This thing was ugly as sin (orange and brown 1960s) and more durable than a battleship. We were watching TV when I heard this incredible CRACK!
It sounded like some serious wood had snapped. I waved my hand. "Don't worry about it. I got it for free anyway."
She looked over at me. "What are you talking about? I just farted."
"Oh."
