Monday, April 16, 2012

Making Mead

I will be continually updating this post for the near future from start until bottling.

This recipe is actually based on a mistake that was turned into a triumph by my friend and fellow mead-maker, John.

As of the moment, I'm calling this Baby Hellhound: Wayfarer Mead. Why? Because all my drinks will be under the label Baby Hellhound (after my dog), and Wayfarer...um...because that was what was first in my head.

It starts with making a dry mead and then straining through a sweetening tea at the end. Totally unorthodox, but it worked out fantastically for him. Let's see if I can duplicate it!

I'm writing down exactly what I did. Feel free to deviate from anything I added or did. Also, let me know how it turns out!

Baby Hellhound: Wayfarer, Attempt #1

5 gallon batch

Ingredients 
5 gallons of room temp spring water
11.5 lbs Ambrosia Honey, Colorado Western Slope (via amazon.com)
1 teaspoons yeast nutrient
2 teaspoons yeast energizer
campden tablets
1 package Red Star Pasteur Champagne Dry Yeast
5 1 oz packets Herbal Alchemy's Vampire's Kiss tea (1 per gallon)

List of Tools
Fermenting bucket (or carboy)
Carboy (for racking)
Paint mixer drill extension (that has been dedicated to only making mead/wine/beer)
Electric drill (make SURE your battery is powered!)
No-rinse sanitizer
Airlock
Mortar & pestle
Teaspoon
Tablespoon
Spatula
Coffee filters (not needed for months)
Bowl (or beaker) for yeast rehydration
Cleaning washcloth
Hydrometer

Day 1 (Friday, April 13, 2012)
Part 1 - Sanitize Everything.

Okay, back up. Start by CLEANING your fermenting area. Yes, that means the dishes from lunch and whatever that crusty stuff is. And those long dead flowers your spouse gave you. Give yourself plenty of room to work.

Follow the instructions on your particular sanitizer about how to use it. Follow those instructions on everything you'll be using today. Or boil items to kill off all the germs. List for me as follows:
Fermenting bucket (or carboy)
Paint mixer drill extension
Airlock
Mortar & pestle
Teaspoon
Tablespoon
Spatula
Bowl (or beaker) for yeast rehydration
Cleaning washcloth
Hydrometer

Part 2 - Dumping Everything in the Bucket

I went with the no boil method. If you choose to boil or otherwise heat your must (unfermented honey mixture), go for it. There are plenty of forums out there on how to do that.

At this time and only if you want to, crush some campden tablets (1 per gallon) in your mortar & pestle (or under a spoon) and stir into the must to kill all wild yeasts and bacteria. You'll have to wait 24 hours to pitch your yeast then, so that the sulphites don't attack your yeast too.

I'm taking my chances with Mother Nature. No boil & no campden tablets for me.

Rehydrate your yeast according to instructions. Place your honey in some warm water to make pouring smoother (but don't mix the honey IN the water).

Take a break while your yeast rehydrates.

Pour in 2 gallons of water. Add all the honey. This will take time and patience to get almost every last drop. Add yeast nutrients & energizer. Fill with water up to the 5 gallon mark on your bucket. If you're bucket or carboy doesn't have nifty markers, I used a little under 4 and 1/2 gallons of water to make a total 5 gallon batch.

Attach your sanitized drill bit to the drill and go mad scientist on it. Maniacal laughter encouraged. Mix the honey until it's dissolved into the water. This takes awhile. I mixed for a good 5 minutes and then some. The must also needs lots of oxygen in it in order for the yeast to work its magic.

If your yeast is ready and your must is uniform at room temperature, pitch the yeast!

Lock down your fermenting bucket's lid -- or put the bung in your carboy -- and slide on the airlock. Crush a campden tablet and add that into water and fill up to your airlock's fill line. We don't want bacterial growth in our airlocks!


Pitching temp 79 degrees
OG 1.0803

Store in darkness and wait.


Day 3 (Sunday, April 15, 2012)
Sweet smelling carbon dioxide bubbles!

Updates to follow.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

I got trolled

Now I wonder whom I ticked off. Or is this a random trolling? Then again, I have had some ugly fallings out with internet savvy friends. *sigh*

I was checking on what sites link to my ati site and I was very surprised to see a link to a gay porn story site with my little jpg of the dawn sword from this blog and some praise for the story. WTF?

Those are not my words. I don't care or judge what people do or write in their own time (as long as it's informed consent among adults anyway), but those are not my words. I'm most upset that someone lied in my name. That's dishonorable, and it's dishonoring me.

And the worst part of this is that there is nothing I can do. If I complain, more trolls will act and I don't want a "Santorum Google Problem" on my hands.

Once again, it goes to show that while humans have evolved over time, humanity has not.

Update - I should mention that the "suspect" had access to the computer I used. *headdesk* I should really, really stop giving some a-holes second (third, fourth) chances because they play nicely to my face.

In other news, wiping my hands and moving on. Life is but a learning experience, often painful.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Mead

This has always been one of my favorite drinks, ever since I was- Hey, age isn't important! Maybe it's because I like honey. (Who doesn't like honey?)

I am now trying to brew my own. I started with the amazingly easy recipe found in the Gotmead.com's NewBee Guide. Instead of using a glass carboy (I just added a new word to my vocabulary), I just stuck it back in the 1 gallon jug; and instead of an airlock, I used a balloon (as suggested by stormthecastle.com)

At least I didn't use the archaeologically traditional version and pee in the jug.

...Why do I know that?

Next step, making an acerglyn (honey-maple syrup mead), and then rocketing into space on a sugar rush.

A friend of mine also gave me an e-z-cap, so I can brew test batches in a 2-liter bottle. Hang on, I just got a great idea for a prank! What my unsuspecting spouse thinks is Mountain Dew...

I have NO IDEA what Kansas alcohol laws are, but I do know that Carrie Nation is buried in Medicine Lodge. However, I am not going to worry because none of this will ever be for sale. I also think I've got Christmas figured out for the next ten years. Score!